Gossips of Royal Palace

Writing by admin on Wednesday, 2 of August , 2006 at 10:58 am

Gossips of Royal Palace

How will they use our Palace

If we become Monarchy-Less ?

Internet answers just about any questions on Nepal, including the most popular… “Will Nepal be Republic?”

Free Nepal (Sotantra Nepal), Hamro Nepal, Democracy for Nepal, Janandolan, Republic Nepal are just a few of the names which are populary used as names of new Nepali websites, topics of news articles, and the tip of the tongue of our bloggers and journalists… Everyone knows, when things go bad or good, Internet takes advantage of that. Internet will always stick more to “what’s popular ?” and “what’s not popular?”. Think about what you could not find on the Internet about Nepal during Royal Coup! And now think of what you can’t findout about the restoration of democracy in Nepal…

So here is an article for the Internet…

When will Nepal be Republic Nepal? Oh yes! Internet has ready answers for that. Yahoo answers it, and so does Google. All we now need is, answers from our Prachanda and Girija and of course from our duly and highly respected King. Will you please answer it now!

All of us know that King still has his power, and he is still capable of doing conspiracy.

Following is a list of gossips I have collected on “How will they use the Royal Palace!

These are heard in tea shops, bars, among friends and family and also on the Internet.

Gossips……

Royal Palace will be the home of Nepali President or Nepali Prime Minister.
Royal Palace will be destroyed, and a huge parking lot will be created here, of probably 5 stories tall, capable of accommodating thousands of vehicles. Traffic valley police are happy about it, and Durbarmarg shop owners are flabbergasted right now!!
Royal Palace will be destroyed, many humongous chicken farms will be created here. All doors will remain open in the morning. Everyone who come to the doors will get at least two free eggs! You will also be able to buy eggs and chicken products online from the official site of the Royal Palace!
Royal Palace will sell Bokas and Kashi in Dashain, Patakas in Tihar, and handmade - Janais in Janaipurnima!!
Royal Palace will be where the Nepalese lawyers will sleep and Supreme court of Nepal will reside here.
Royal Palace will become Nepal’s International Stadium. Royal Palace will be so designed that it will make Nepal win the World Cup 2014 as the host nation!
All Government buildings will be relocated at Royal Palace. Existing buildings will house homeless and street kids of Kathmandu.
Royal Palace will be made a big China Town, a nice shopping complex with bars, restaurants and a whole lot more, this project will be funded by China!!
Royal Palace will be called as “Head Quarter of None Profit Social Associations of Nepal”. Any organization which borns in Nepal will stay here forever!! Sleep here and Do nothing. But Earn lots of donations… … from their websites!!
Any media that is politically run will be kept in Royal Palace. And they will be locked here forever! This would include newspapers, news sites, and our Nepali bloggers!!!
Royal Palace will be kept as a Museum. Here, we will also truly see show how our King Birendra and his family died, who killed them! It will also show that the Royal massacre probe was a fake or truly a bhatatata…. bhatatatta… bhatatata………. or a conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All foreign staff of International None Profit Social Organizations in Nepal will live in Royal Palace!
Royal Palace Stuffs will be on Ebay! But some of the stuff such as the wheels of a popular car used by our Paras, will be rolling out in the streets. Now, this one, you might not be able to get it on Ebay because the kids of Balazu and of Kalimati have already won the bids!!
Royal Palace will be one of the best hospitals of South Asia offering free services to Nepalese. This will also save money for Nepal, as our politicians and their families will not spend tax payers money for their visits to foreing countries for less of medical treatments but more of shoppings!!!
Royal Palace will be sold to India, just the way a huge piece of land of Kathmandu has been sold to Indian Embassy, a rumor that is or a fact.. god konws? Let India have what it wants.. and We will have one of their Satellites!! The General Manager of Nepal Telecommuncation, Kings, Queens, Prime Ministers and Ministers, will finally start buying their Internet Accounts and paying off their telephone bills, and all Nepalese living in foreing countries will call to their loved once for less!
Royal Palace will become a deadly jail. Here all corrupted people will be jailed and prosecuted as per the would be Law of Nepal! All walls, doors and windows will be transparent showing the general public of tortured faces of corrupted people including Girija, Deuba, Madav and a whole lot of Nepali Politicians, including those who fail to show proper accounts of their earnings vs expenditure!
Royal Palace will become a Zoo. This will save money for tourists who will not have to spend extra money for nights in Chitwan or Bardia!!
Royal Palace will be made a big public rest-room!
Royal Palace will become become an Information Technology park of Nepal!
Royal Palace will be the place where Kathmandu’s garbage will be dumped and turned them into somekidn of useable energy to light all the villages of Nepal! Extra energy will be sold to India!!
Royal Palace will be the office of Nepalese Journalists. Here they will prove to all Nepalese that they are not corrupted as the political leaders. Anyone who is found guilty will be jailed in Singa Durbar!!

And finally, the most popular gossip is :

“Wait till what happens next in Nepal.. because the amazing politicians of the planet are here and the curtails of many DEADLY drams are slowly rising… Royal Place will be Royal Palace, King will be King, Maoists will be Maoists, War will be war… and new Nepal will be the gossip”

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